Friday, November 25, 2005

The perfect presents for the kids on your naughty list

Why go to the bother of trying to find coal in the barbecue off-season when the nice folks at W.A.T.C.H. have compiled a list of alternative stocking stuffer ideas for you?

Love me, mommy, love me -- or else I'll poke out your eye with my killer lipstick wand.


Though I must say, if those "kickaroos" thingamajiggies came in adult sizes, I might just have to buy me a pair. They look hysterical.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh my god. The "potential for eye injury" seems to come with EVERY toy. I really liked the ponies. Stupid, deadly, ponies.

Anonymous said...

Scary stuff. I wasn't expecting such innocent-seeming items such as dolls and ponies to be on the list!

Daddy L said...

They were selling adult Kick-a-roos at Pacific Centre mall last Christmas. Maybe they're back - look for the jumping salespeople.

Erin Whalen said...

That is NOT good information for me to have, Daddy L. I sense broken bones in my future...

Gem said...

Oh, how ridiculous! My daughter has the pink pony, and my 2yo has never pulled any of the feathery things off. And the slingshot?! Are they going to outlaw forked sticks and rubberbands too? Kids are going to make them whether they're sold in stores or not. How silly!