You'll never look at your neighbour in the same way again

So today I decided to check out my blog stats and look up my top keywords, to see what kind of phrases people are plugging into the search engines to get to my blog.

The results were a bit disturbing. Here, gentle readers, is a sampling of the things people are searching for information about online when they accidentally end up in the Diaper Pail:

• poopy adult diapers (eww -- ed.)
  
  
• women going crazy at male strip joints (double eww -- ed.)
  
  
• dippy diaper (And what exactly makes a diaper dippy? -- ed.)
  
  
• ecstasy unable to pee (*giggle* -- ed.)
  
  
• what kind of diapers does Angelina Jolie (Indeed. But shouldn't the question read, "What kind of diapers do Angelina Jolie?" -- ed.)
  
  
• pail or shots to increase booty size (Because that's what the world needs: bigger booties -- ed.)
  
  
• gay poop diaper (Of course, the poop only *thinks* it's gay -- ed.)
  
  
• hot chicks in diapers ('Cause most hot chicks just LOVE wearing diapers and in fact can often be found lounging about in them in their chaises longues, with their high-heeled feet thrown casually over the arm rests -- ed.)
  
  
• picture of a grown man in a diaper (And here we are back at eww -- ed.)
  

And, my personal favourite, the age-old stumper:

• what makes Buddhists tick?
  

My thoughts exactly. What DOES make Buddhists tick? Something tells me it's probably not shots to increase booty size or pictures of a grown man in a diaper. Though you never really know, do you?