Because Meg told me to

In response to Meg Fowler's latest call to action. Never shall that woman be called "listless"...

1. What is your favorite word?

Serendipity

2. What is your least favorite word?

Fug or fugly

3. What turns you on?

Pirates, duh.

4. What turns you off?

Unrelenting tentativeness

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Milo's dinosaur roar: "Rah!" (It's identical to his monster roar, his lion roar, his bear roar, his alligator roar -- you get the picture.)

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Fork on a plate -- pure torture

7. What is your favorite curse word?

I have to CHOOSE? Fuck that!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Archaeologist

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Brain surgeon

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Took you long enough!"