A movie just begging to be made

... Here's hoping it doesn't get the Afternoon Playhouse treatment:

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390

Note to self: Never, ever, EVER forget Milo's birthday.

Not just another reason to spread 'em for strangers

The cervix: a body part whose existence you're entirely unaware of, until you have a baby jumping up and down on it, sending you a very clear message: "LET ME OUT ALREADY!"